Come on in... just relax and pose however you want while I snap a few pics ok?
Ok, let's try it again... relax. Smile. Maybe lose the ball (you big dork *snicker*)... ahem, let's just give it another go.. ready?
(Nice mug.) Hmm... Not into it huh? Ok.. you're free to go. Thanks for your help, and don't forget your free brown bag lunch on the way out (he believed me).
Ok Dad, lets take it from the top. Lights, camera...
Oh..... dear! Um, no dad, that was great! Really. Lets do something with a bit more.... expression. Yeah. Expression! Ok, whenever you're ready...
((Guffaw! HAHAhahahhahaheeeeee)) Oh sorry dad, just swallowed wrong. I'll be right back. Gotta get some water. No, seriously I'm ok.
Whew! All right, hold on. Just let me wipe my eyes. Great. Ok, now lets try... happier, relaxed.
Hee hee! That was great dad.. really! Very, um cute. Let's get mom in here too huh? (Maybe we're just missing some rational female influence - I hope.)
Words fail me. I'm speechless.
WARNING: The above post was provided for informational purposes only. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! or you just might figure out (experientially) exactly how little kids spray their 7-up out through their nose. Trust me.. it ain't pretty.